Smile gaily and shed happy tears.
It is a time of great joy.
A new life has entered into the world.
Praise to the Lord for making this
cheerful occasion a possibility.
The greatest feeling for a mother-
life has emerged from
a small seed in the belly
and become part of this world.
Such a precious thing,
it emerges from that hole.
It's like a doughnut, but sweeter
and more filling.
From this hole it is spewed out
so soft and wet and
green.

Our congratulations go out
to Mario Andretti,
who gave birth to a watermelon.