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Golem
Member List and Extraneous Information 1998-1999
Bridget Croyle
Keira Dodd Year: Freshman Major: English Minor: History Nicknames: Akira by my drunken pervert yet very cool teacher back in high school, Special/Big K Titles: the Groovilicious Goddess of Grooviness Point/Date of Origin: It was a glorious day on the fifth of May (hey, that rhymes!) when out popped a slimy purple blob that my mom named Keira, who has grown up to be the groovy gal you all know and love today Address: Home- RD #2, Box 771 Worthington, PA Here- Box 1542, actual residence - Baldwin C311 Phone: x 3046 (Actually it's x 3064 but I thought it'd be groovy to inundate the poor souls of the first number with calls for me. And it'd be your fault. You should always finish reading the directions before you begin.) Life Philosophy: I know it's already been used, John Lennon's "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." is especially poignant and shagadelic. Here are a few more goodies: "Variety is the spice of life." "It's freedom, baby, yeah!" Austin Powers!!! I also believe that life should be lived slowly and sensuously whenever possible. Hobbies: writing (of course. why else would I be in your zany group? wait, why am I in this group? "Oh , my Christ. Let me out.."), basketball (when I can), watching Austin Powers, memorizing Ausin Powers lines, fantasizing about . . . whoops, almost let that one slip; listening to groovy music (THE BEATLES ARE AWESOME!!!), hanging with my buds General Nonsense: To live a totally groovy life, one must be in touch with their froobular side, and get to know the shagadelic person within. Otherwise, you'd totally be a square, dude! Shaa! Year: Freshman Major: English Minor: Psych Nicknames: Ash, Ashhole (courtesy of my wonderful hallmate Matt Carson) Titles: Queen Ashleigh (ha ha!), Most Talkative (No one knows why, though) (But it is so hard to get a word in edgewise at Golem meetings!!!!!!) Point/Date of Origin: November 21, 1979, in Torrence, California. My mom was shopping for Thanksgiving food when she went into labor. However, her doctor was very confident in the fact that I would not be born for many more hours. So confident, in fact, that he chose to go out to dinner. But unbeknownst to him, I was simply NOT going to wait any longer to make my debut into this fine, fine world. He had to be paged at the restaurant and was forced to prematurely abandon his meal to deliver the likes of me. Address: At home: 141 State Street, Saxonburg, PA 16056. Here: Baldwin Hall, Room B405 Phone: x2105 Life Philosophy: Don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff. Hobbies: Talking, dancing, reading, writing, procrastinating, whining about how much I have to do, eating, working out (not usually in succession) General Nonsense: Some people take trips down Memory Lane. Not me--I live on it! Gail Giewont Year: junior(ish); a senior after winter break. Major: English and music Minor: Society, Art and Science Nicknames: Queenie, Queen Gail, Gailee, Gaily, Gaily-Gail, Gailsey, Regailia, Sex Monkey (at least once). Titles: Queen, Willy's mom, Llama Girl. Point/Date of Origin: August 27, 1978, Erie, PA. Previous resident of my mother's womb, presumably in a state of oblivion until the time of my birth. Address: Here, Box 1144. At home, 10663 Pont Rd. Albion, PA 16401-8603 Phone: x2247 Favorite Housemates: Jeff, Erin, Steve and Schlomo the Dust Rhino (TM). Favorite Season: Spring! Favorite Professor: Dr. Diane Goodman!!!! No, sorry, I'm too arrogant to have a favorite professor because I'm so arrogant that I don't need them. Or Dr. Goodman seems to think so. Really, it's Kirk Nesset. He's our Golem advisor, doncha' know? Favorite Holiday: GailDay, April 28th. The origin of the holiday involves drinking coffee, a man wearing one glove in Country Fair, lots of rain, and the dissolution of a whole bunch of illusions in a moment of immense "coincidence." All in all, a good day. Best thing to do on Fridays: Visit Asa, Elise and Jen in the coffeehouse, eating and drinking and pretending to roleplay. Life Philosophies: Saying no is okay. Saying yes is sometimes fun. Always be open to hope. There's a little magic in the world. Walk on the grass for fun. Appreciate what you're given. Just because something seems unbelievable doesn't mean that it's not true. Hobbies: Pooh Bear, self-destruction, stupid trivia games, bananas, cheese, being cute, Swedish people from Switzerland, playing the pie-anoh, lately doing inadequate renditions of Tori Amos music, receiving harassing phone calls late night and early morning from people who need me to read their poems and papers, hiding from those people, staring adoringly at Willy the Stuffed Unicorn Avatar of Tangential Retribution (TM), Golem and other literary groupses, squeezing people's hearts. Oh, and writing. General Nonsense: Life in general, but in particular the poem I wrote today (December 10, 1998) about "Rainie the Duck Girl." "She's got her feet in webbed galoshes." Think that's all that needs said about that. Steve Harding Year:softmore. more then you Major: stuff, like com arts, german, Minor: So, what's it to you? Oh, I mean Political science Nicknames: Nza, here, or Paco at home, if you know me really well Titles: King of Booty, well, i'd like to be how 'bout ladies man? Point/Date of Origin: stardate 1979 Pittsburgh, da hood Address: box 1106, or at home 3418 Delaware St. Pgh, Pa 15214, da hood Phone: Yes I can use one, maybe you can too, x2247 or (412) 322-8061 Life Philosophy: "Its my civic duty to bang the booty" -NWH "Life is what happens to you while you're making other plans." -John Lennon I just like to do what my heart says is good Hobbies: Raves, singing, writing, reading, 'rithmatic(not realy math) I like to eat drink and be merry, don't we all. Oh, and I drink a lot of Coke General Nonsense: Just talk to me and you'll hear some. Jeff Heller Year: Sophomore Major: English Minor: Psych Nicknames: Jeffers. Jeffie. Mad Scientist. "Hey Freak!" Titles: Rightious Despot of the Tuesday Group. Chronic babbler in Golem. The Smurfy Individual(that's old now). Point/Date of Origin: Long Island Jewish Center (it's a hosipttal), 2/2/79. Address: 382 East College Street. The Writers' House! Phone: x2247 Life Philosophy: "There's only now. There's only here. Give into love or live in fear" --ReNT "Inside my heart is breaking. My makeup may be flaking but my smile still stays on"-- Queen "When you gonna make up your mind? When you gonna love you as much as I do"-- Tori Amos Lots of other fun stuff, as well. Hobbies: Reading, writing, acting, burning small children, running up and down the stairs screaming "Ahoo! Ahoo!" General Nonsense: A least half of what comes out of my mouth Mike Hinzman Year: Senior Major: CommArts/PoliSci Minor: None Nicknames: Pimpsman, Big H, the Archangel, Michael J. Titles: Emperor all powerful tyrant of SET, the Beta and the Psi, the Man, current Theatre god of Allegheny Point/Date of Origin: Beaver Falls, PA ; March 13, 1977 Address: 3710 2nd Avenue, Beaver Falls, PA 15010 or Box 1300 Phone: (724) 843-8168 or x2120 Life Philosophy: Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Hobbies: Acting, trombone playing, dating General Nonsense: Jerry Springer is alive, but does he really need to be? Tiffany Hrach Year: Soph 'O More... (kinda like bucket O chicken) Major: Photojournalism, aka SD62... I think.... Minor: History... weird, huh? Nicknames: Tiff, Tiffy (but only if you love me lots), Tizz, Rocky, Rockhead, Rock 'N Roll Titles: Lady of Dragons, Queen of the Wicker people, Xena: warrior poetess Point/Date of Origin: September 21, 1978, in Erie PA. I wanted to come out crooked, so they had to shove me back. I am still here today! Me brain no hurt! Address: Well... Edinboro is nice... that's were I am usually... though I hope to move to New Zealand someday... Phone: 734-3615... Life Philosophy: Life is a tree, climb it!!! Have you kissed your bird today? Hug a tree! Smiling is a power all its own. Pictures really are worth 1000 words... but they can be crappy words... If not developed properly, and they'll never match up to Gail's words! Hobbies: Photography (whoohoo), playing video games, watching Xena, Climbing trees, Trying to teach flightless birds how to fly... (Ostriches are REALLY HEAVY), writing occasionally, reading books (me like read), Simpsons, Computers(if you have problems)... and other assortments of strange things General Nonsense: Well... I like animals lots... and I'm going to get a pet duck... Mary Hudock Year: freshman Major: Comparative literature Minor: psychology Nicknames: shmary, aardvark Titles: Crack Baby, roomie to audrey, "Not Worthy" to keira Point/Date of Origin: back seat of a car parked on route 99 Address: 3047 benVenue dr. greensburg Pa, 15601 Phone: here, x 2663. home, (724) 834-0704 Life Philosophy: what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger Hobbies: writing, reading, tennis, singing, hiking, calculating the velocity of pi General Nonsense: Monkeys do not make good friends. trust no monkeys. Audrey Kemp Year: Freshman Major: Theatre Minor:Psych or English Nicknames:Aud, odd, oddball, periwinkle, kempa, and many more never to be mentioned Titles: PPL of BB/BS, Roomie to Mary, Costume bitch, Luchtable Poet Point/Date of Origin: Winterport, ME 11-5-79, I was born in the dining room around lunch time, the doctor weighed me with fish scales and said I was a good catch. Address: 2929 Myrtle St. Erie, PA 16508 or Allegheny Box 2124 Phone: x2663 Life Philosophy: You never know where life will take you, so always bring your camera and a can of spaghettios Hobbies: Writing, Sleeping, Dreaming, Swimming, Reading, Watching Movies, & Partying! General Nonsense: I'd like to thank my stuffed elephant "Adam" for all the inspiration he has given me, and of course the audacious periwinkle force that lives on..... And for any of you who have never tasted an elephant, they taste just like sour apple. Joshua Park Year: 4th year senior, and not relishing the up anc coming comp major: I'm a major minor 7th chord. (actually, I'm a psychology major. Everyone knows we're crazy) Minor: Education. So I can remake the world in my own image. Ok, not the world, just my students Nicknames: (I have nicknames?!?) Titles: Literally dozens, but most have long since expired or are from a place that has no meaning to this mortal world. Point/date of Origin: Somewhere in a hospital in the west suburbs of Chicago on a date many, many turnings of the seasons ago, The great Wolf howled with delight at the addition of the newest member of his pack. Address: A form of speaking often used to initiate conversation or deliverance of information to a group of people. alternatively, it's a small box in the middle of a wall which the college never delivers any mail too, since they lose it all. (box 1898). Phone: I have one. it works. It often rings when people dial 2487 and I answer whenever I am in my little cubicle that the college believes is registered to me. Life philosophy: take each day as it comes and never waste a good cup of coffee. Laugh at yourself, for without a sense of humor, you are lost. Lastly, don't sweat the small stuff, and it's all small stuff. Hobbies: lots, but here's a short, abbreviated list. Role-playing, music, painting, Japanese anime, hanging with friends, and *gasp* writing. General Nonsense: If your life was a movie, would it be MST3k'ed? I don't know, I think my life is wierd enough as it is without having a janitor who was thrust up into space and two wise-cracking robots make fun of me. I'd want to join them in making jokes about my life, I hate it when there's fun to be had and I'm deliberately kept out of it. Plans to conquer the world: (oops, you weren't supposed to see those) Dave Ranallo Rank: 2nd Lieutenant Year: of the Horse Zodiac: Sagittarius (and apparently I fit the type) Major: English Minor: History Nicknames: Silly Dave, Dad, Nick, College Bowl God, Shut the Hell Up, That Gray-haired Kid Titles: Duke of Caledon(self-imposed), Dictator for Life of the Panaraguan People's Democratic Republic, Poster Boy for Sobriety Point/Date of Origin: A womb where there *was* stuff, specifically me. Address: Send Check or Money Order to "Reverend Don" Olson, P O Box 483, or slide underneath door of 227 Caflisch Hall Home Address: Aha! You really thought I'd divulge that priveliged information, didn't you? Like I need a bunch of Golemites showing up at my door singing carols and chanting slogans during the night... I've thwarted you now, but for how long? A dress: Straples pink chiffon with matching purse and stiletto heels Phone: home Life Philosophy: Don't Dream It, Be It Hobbies: trivia, pop culture, professional wrestling, critiquing, amateur filmmaking, a spot of acting, faithfully attending Golem meetings, and finally the three r's: reading, writing, rambling incessantly merely to hear my own voice and refusing to pause for breath even though my face is turning blue and my lungs are screaming for oxygern Hobbits: Bilbo Baggins, Frodo General Nonsense: Too liberal to be conservative, too conservative to be liberal, and too moderate to care s Selective Apathy; Tolerance is Everything Quotes: "Win if you Can, Lose if you Must, but always Cheat" s Jesse "The Body" Ventura "I know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" s Toto, Africa <-- if anyone can tell me what this means I'll give them a nice big piece o' lovin'. Or maybe some cheesecake. Jillian Sauers Year: Freshman duh, What kind of experienced upperclassman would use this precious time to fill this out the week before finals and the night before his/her original composition is due for Jamison's class? Major: English Minor: History Nicknames: Jill (although not one of my favorites), Jillie, Jelly Bean , Jillie-poo, yo' bitch Titles: Miss is sufficient, if any Golemites need to refer to me as such though, they need their heads examined. P.S. Ms. makes people sound like "femi-nazi's!" Never, EVER call me that! Point/Date of Origin: 7-12-80. It was a clear Saturday afternoon and life was about to regurgitate yet another life form. . . Address: Here or back THERE? A place I never want to go again. Okay. 744 Perry Hwy. Harmony, PA 16037. OR Baldwin B413 Phone: (724) 368-8266, OR X2106 Life Philosophy: Hmm. I like the quote about the horse I just sent everybody, but I'll say what's on my AOL profile (Sacrina13@aol.com if anyone's interested. It apparently attracts many strange people. Some guy asked me to "spank him" last weekend. Well this is as much as I can remember anyway. "I'm just trying to get through this life and I hope that I can make it a better place having lived here." Hobbies: Biting the heads off live chickens, I'd love to be one of Ozzy's roadies someday. Either that or groupie, whichever. I also enjoy bathing in pudding and jello wrestling on weekends. General Nonsense: To the elusive end of my beautiful poem "Fuck You Shoelace," I wish that you would show yourself. Jen Scaringe Year: Freshman, and, well..not *proud*, exactly... Major: I am the very model of a Major...um...english major! Minor: Computer Science. So I can take over the world! <cue evil-sounding music> mwAHAHAHAH! Nicknames: "That girl Jen" Titles: Point/Date of Origin: Somewhere in the outer reaches of the imagination. I think I was a dragon in another life. But does the soul have an exact point of origin? Was a soul ever *not* there? I mean, souls are immortal, but are they immortal both ways, forward *and* backward in time....? Address: The opposite of a suit. Phone: Why, yes. It is. Life Philosophy: "Arthur, you know I'm my own comic relief." Hobbies: General Nonsense: I'll finish this "rEad me" thing another time. Christopher Stoppenbach Year: I'm not quite sure? what fucking year is it, Oh My God the aliens the aliens, and their damn anal probes did this to me. Anybody, help I was kidnapped 14 years ago and my real name is...is.. something like Nick no that's not it oh god it's...it's Nixon yes that's who I am and those fucking green bastards left some dumb shmuck of an alien here on earth in my place and then he got busted for being a government fly or something like that Oh right it was a spy and then he ..he just ruined my name. Hell I would never have gotten caught, well maybe the American public would have found out about my secret galavants as a cross dressing mule but they would have forgiven me. At least I knew what part of the body a friggin cigar goes into.On the more serious side I'm a feshman no a sophomore. Damn brain always goes on the blink like that. Major: pain in the ass for all those who didn't know that already. Also thinking about learning the esteemed art of Yeti capturing so Steven beware (well.. I have to practice on someone) . And becoming the littlest person to out drink a large full calavary of men. But besides the two prestigious goals I was thinking about Psychology so I can screw with other people's minds while I'm trying fix mine. Slog Year: Huh? Major: Huh? Minor: Huh? Titles: Huh? Point/Date of Origin: Over dare. (Points to Cave) Address: Huh? Phone: Huh? Life Philoospy: Slog dumb. Slog Smash. General Nonsense: Slog did a dumb thing. Slog idiot. Slog go beat self up now... Don Thomas Year: freshman Major: english Minor:double: history/film Nicknames:donny, donnie brasco, don juan, donald duck Titles: fascist dictator of the world Point/Date of Origin:9/7/79 Address: 529 Legion drive West Chester PA 19380 Phone: (610)436-0914 Life Philosophy: kill yr idols Hobbies: dreaming, writing, music, guitar, reading, being punk as fuck, jazz, annoying old people, enjoying the fact that i'm going to go insane, despite me being a misanthrope i love my friends. General Nonsense: my life in general, drink coffee and destroy, "kill all the boys with their fucked up noise and all the bullshit they seem to enjoy"-thurston moore "working men of all countries unite!" karl marx Erikious Langucious Trubyeth Year: One, that is to say, greater than zero and less than two. Major: I am currently endeavoring to obtain a diploma in political science. Minor: Nothing I do is minor! Nicknames: I know not of this Nick you mention, nor any of his names. Titles: Three Hundred and Thirty Third Descendant of El Kabong the Verbose Ruler of All the Domains I Can See From My Window Microwaver Of Burritos Sender of Nuclear Spam<tm> All around Cool Ass Dude Point/Date of Origin: Point? How says I have a point? However, as it pertains to my date of origin, I was created from a diseased mind that has since been drowned in the Bartles and Jaymes river, or so that is what the elders have told me. Address: I am a traveler of the world. Phone: What is that? Life Philosophy: Evil is just the lord's way of giving us heroes something to do. Hobbies: While there are many hobbies that fufill my needs, none of them are suitable for a family publication such as this. General Nonsense: I have a cold shower right before I go mad! Then I go mad 1, mad 2, mad 3...
Erik Truby the Little Mad (Not Crazy, upset) about having to fill this out all over again. Year: Yes, it is. Major: Yes, it is. Minor: Yes, it... alright, that's old. Nicknames: Repeater the repetitious. Repeater the repetitious. Stater of quite obvious jokes. Repeater the repetitious. The Friendless Mongaloid (I still think that's a horrible sidekick name, but what can I do? I'm not in charge...). Titles: PWF World Heavwieght Championship, SXW Cruiserweight Championship, King of the Head Club and Defunct Ruler of the Holy Triumvirate of Angola (And Beyond!) Point/Date of Origin: Since time is an ever flowing entity, and space equaly as fluid, let's say last Thursday in a mall parking lot...(Update: After a small flucation in the Space-Time Continum, My birth now occurs on April 1st, 4114 in a Big Boy head. Yipee.) Address: me by first name only, please. Phone: 1 - 800 - 222 - 3334. No, wait, it's 1 - 800 - BLO - WGUM. Life Philosophy: Beat a dead horse, then flambé it... Also, never give anyone a straight answer. Never kick a gift cow in the ass. Birth control pills are NOT candy. Hobbies: Poking death with a sharpened squirrel. Pertending I have talent. Gossip. Perpetual Flatulence. Soapboxing. General Nonsense: Marjiuana? Legalize. Guns? Ban. Government? Independant. Anything else? Just ask... <grin> Erin Wood Year: This one? Well Sophomore but I've been confused for older, suprise of all suprises! Major: English Minor: Biology Nicknames: I have quite a few now woode, woodins, Magenta, but the one I like best, Lovely, is no longer in use, I guess the user just doesn't think so anymore. Titles: Magenta the Dominatrix Vampire, Ruler of All Dish Washing Fairies, The English major who spends the most time in the Bio Building- I love it there! Point/Date of Origin: Once upon a time , in a land far, far away... Ok Ok, December 15, 1978. Man I'm old. Address: Where do I live! Oh god which address do I choose! Well, most of the time I live at 382 E. College St. although my parents like to think that I live at 53 Melody Ln in Washington, Pa. (better known to the locals as Warshington- they like those r's) and the college thinks that I live in a little 3 by 4 box labelled 2226. Boy, are some people confused. Of course never my |
